god dammit I just burned the hell out of the inside of my mouth by virtue of microwave oven jackassery.

Sample Diagram of frozen burrito after cooking:

     +---------------------------------------------+
     |               |             |               |
     |    Region 1   |   Region 2  |   Region 3    |
     |               |             |               |
     |   Tasty warm  | Boo, chilly |  FSKIN LAVA!! |
     |               |             |               |
     +---------------------------------------------+

Of course there was no glass of water handy.
I'm now playing with little blistered bits along the roof of my mouth.

Le Sighe.

I feel:

bitchy

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Happy T-Day, everyone	Jul. 16th, 2008 @ 08:43 am

Today is Trinity Day, the day the genie was finally released from the bottle. In my opinion, for better and worse, it is without a doubt the largest turning point in the technological timeline of mankind since the taming of fire.*

here's the Wikipedia article

*except maybe beer... it's a tough call.

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I count states I drove through, too...	Jun. 19th, 2008 @ 09:58 am

create your own visited states map
or check out these Google Hacks.

...meme'd from

lesa

I feel:

okay

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	May. 5th, 2008 @ 09:32 am

Hi.
Seattle is pretty cool. Hung out in the Fremont district all weekend.

Saw the Troll. Whoa. Troll. heh.

Pike Place market? don't go on the weekend.

Kell's pub? Smack dab in the middle of Yes-do-it-again-ville. ;)

Also, I'm 35 now.

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AutoCADamaged	May. 2nd, 2008 @ 11:58 am

omg drawing new subdivisions is a PAIN IN THE ASS.

but hey, I got it done on time and under budget...

It's always fun when the client is on the phone twice a day, though it's not actually the client but the client's lawyer, their realtor, their finance company... "Hey'djaGitThatDoneYet??"

Yeesh.

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